Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar's Favorite Things












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This is just a little joke page of what Edgar would like if he was alive today.
















Top Things Poe Will Never Say
1. My name is Edgar, and I'm an alcoholic.
2. She told me she was 18!
3. No thanks, I don't need any money.
4. Do you ever just smile for no reason?
5. Heidily-ho, neighborinos!
6. My favorite color is pink!
7. I'm a buddhist.
8. I have a dream! But I forgot it.
9. Merry Christmas! And God Bless us! Everyone!
10. Do you have any virgin drinks?
 
Poe's Top 5 Movies
5. The Condemned (Never saw the movie, but he liked the name)
4. Bring It On (Just liked watching the teen girls for some reason)
3. Casablanca (Liked the sad ending)
2. Dazed and Confused (How he spent most of his life)
1. The Crow (Even quotes "The raven".)
 
Poe's Least Favorite Movies
5. Lassie (Felt there wasn't enough death)
4. It's a Wonderful Life (Thought the title wasn't honest)
3. Singin in the Rain (Liked the rain, not the singing)
2. Norbit (Does he need a reason?)
1. Glitter (Poe attempted suicide shortly after watching this)
















In biography, the truth is everything. -Edgar Allan Poe